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WANNNA BE A DOT STICKER......HUH....WHY NOT?

WELL I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD REASON

The Horny Kid

Apparently the Mendesians (a group of ancient Egyptians) venerated the goat; especially the male ones (typical sexists eh?). In fact, goats were so special that every now and then the Mendesians would all get together, choose some especially virile goat, and all watch it have "intercourse with a woman in full view of everybody".

Whips, Chips, Chains, and Vegetables

During the Roman Golden Age, the penalty for adultery was a mob beating followed by a large radish violently shoved up your ass. (Lucian, The Death of Peregrinus)

WHEN YOU SEE THE LIGHT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW IS FIND THE PATH......GIGGIDY GIGGIDY

Ecuador and Galapagos Travel Banana

Ecuador is the world's premier exporter of Bananas which are available all year round due to the 0.00 Latitude that the country sits on therefore enjoying all year round tropical climates. Currently the country exports to the main countries of the United States, Russia, Japan, China and the European Union.

Some 325,000 acres or 130,000 hectares currently exists in the planting allocation of bananas in Ecuador while the fruit is exported with strong polybag lined protection, contained within boxes and put on pallets for onward shipping.

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